Thursday, May 22, 2025

INDY 500: Worthwhile Cinderella Choices

Marco Andretti in search of some elusive speed in Gasoline Alley. (The Tomaso Collection)

 

But can any of these Drivers find their mythical Glass Drivers Boot?

 

Every year it seems like it takes longer, but arrives sooner, that hallowed day “Back Home in Indiana?” As where has another year gone already? As fortunately history is against Josef Schlick’ Newgarden three-peating…

 

In the past ten years, there have been four non-Penske or Chip Ganassi winners, with the third member of the touted Big Three, i.e.; Andretti Global not having won since 2017. While Penske has five wins over that period, i.e.; 2015, 2018-19, 2023-24. And Ganassi has won once in 2022.

 

Although I suppose Alexander Rossi’s 2016 win for Andretti Herta Autosport counts as an Andretti W’, Eh?

 

As here’s what I came up with whom I think would be deserving Cinderella stories drinking milk this May 25th.

 

Santino Ferrucci

No. 14 A.J. Foyt enterprises, Chevrolet

This one should be obvious for multiple reasons, as how can you not root for someone with the bravado of thee Great Santini, eh? Keying His radio and saying should we go lead this Boys? While piloting the storied No. 14 racecar.

 

And how much longer will ‘Ol SuperTex’, nee Anthony Joseph Foyt Jr. be round to witness victory and celebrate winning the only race that matters to Him…

 

Marco Andretti

No. 98 Andretti Global, Honda

Yeah, we all know about that dreaded Andretti curse at Mother Speedway. Which is like 75-1 or something for drinking milk at Mother Speedway. And while Marco’s been on pole once, it’s hard to believe His closest shot to victory came as a rookie nearly twenty years ago!

 

Rinus VeeKay

No. 18 Dale Coyne Racing, Honda

Although I cannot say I’m a fan of the Dutchman, having given Him the dubious nickname Count Dracula after taking out Alex Palou during the 2023 Indianapolis 500. Nevertheless, I’m happy seeing His renaissance at the Minnoweqse’ DCR outfit.

 

We know how good VeeKay is when it comes to qualifying for the Indy 500,albeit usually crashing out of the race. And how magnificent would if be for Dale Coyne and Rinus to win at the Speedway.

 

Ed Carpenter

No. 33 Ed Carpenter Racing, Chevrolet

Think this one’s a no brainer! As we know Ed’s love for the Brickyard, not to mention His step-father’s connection to Mother Speedway. As this is the only race Fast Eddie’ has wanted to win in His racing career. And what more do you need to say other than His car number being 33, eh?

 

Conor Daly

No. 76 Juncos Hollinger Racing, Chevrolet

Every time the Noblesville, Indiana native takes the lead at Mother Speedway, there’s always an audible roar of approval from the stands! As Conor’s had His ups and downs as a journeyman IndyCar racer. And what better way to cap His return to fulltime driving status in Indy Cars than by winning at the Brickyard.

 

Felix Rosenqvist

No. 60 Meyer Shank racing, Honda

Although I suppose the media will vainly try keeping the “Drive for Five” with Hulio’ alive. It’s the driver that Racer’s Marshall Pruett calls Fro’ that I think has the best chance of winning for MSR. As it seems a lifetime ago that Felix-the-Cat’ won His debutante IndyCar race at Road America, Wayback’ in 2020.

 

As I’m a huge fan of Rosenqvist’s and would really enjoy seeing this no nonsense, down-to-earth fairly unflappable Swede’ drinking milk this May. And getting some of the long overdue recognition He deserves.

 

Graham Rahal

No. 15 Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing, Honda

Won’t belabour the year when Graham failed to qualify on the 30th anniversary of His father Bobby failing to do so. Before Graham was given a lifeline as Stefan Stork’ Wilson’s injury replacement…

 

Or how Graham finished a disappointing third the year RLLR teammate Takuma Sato won His second Borg Warner trophy. Since when I think of all of the heartache Graham’s endured at Mother Speedway, I inevitably think of 2021 when He seemed destined to win before a wheel came off exiting His lightning quick pitstop on lap-119, Butterfingers!

 

I’ll add a further three drivers I’d enjoy seeing win again at Mother Speedway, for various reason.

 

Marcus Ericsson

No. 28 Andretti Global, Honda

Without that faux Red Flag and going Green with one lap remaining two years ago, Marcus Ericsson instead of Josef Schlick’ Newgarden would be a two-times consecutive Indianapolis 500 winner. As I’ll just say that Ericsson was robbed!

 

Couple that with how His first season at His new home Andretti Global went, along with the miserable outing He had at Alabama this May. And Y’all can see why I think this affable Swede should win His second Indy 500.

 

Alexander Rossi

No. 20 Ed Carpenter Racing, Chevrolet

Yeah, it’s nearly a decade now since that shock win driving for Bryan Herta as a rookie during the 100th running of the Indianapolis 500. And it’s been nearly three years since His last win, ironically on the infield road course at Indianapolis on July 30, 2022, when driving for Andretti Autosport! Which in turn broke a previous three year winless streak. And I’d just like to see Him get the proverbial “Monkey” off His back. Not to mention winning again with a non “big-3” race team…

 

Takuma Sato

No. 75 Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing, Honda

Taku-san will forever be inexorably linked with His brilliant tag-line of “No Attack, No chance!” Along with the gritty duel with Dario Franchitti during the 2012 Indy 500, for which arguably we could be talking about a three-times Indianapolis 500 winner today.

 

Thus, I’d really enjoy seeing Sato cap off His IndyCar career by becoming only the seventh three time winner at Mother Speedway! And how can you not root for this wonderful driver, Eh? As I’ve still got His 2013 Tsunami relief fund T-Shirt in a drawer somewhere.

 

As we’re now just over 72 Hours from finding out if any of these unlikely drivers are drinking milk at Mother Speedway this Sunday…