Monday, August 4, 2025

Now Departing

Perhaps I can catch a lift upon Pato’s Motorcoach? (The Tomaso Collection)

 

Every week I get in the queue, “Too Much Magic Bus”. To get in the Cab that takes me to Town, “Too Much Magic Bus”. I’m so nervous they’ll be late again! “Too Much Magic Bus”. The Casino’s just a mile away, “Too Much Magic Bus

 

Thank you Chuck for getting me there, “Too Much Magic Bus”. You’ll be compensated, have No fear, “Too Much Magic Bus”. I Don’t wanna cause a Fuss, “Too Much Magic Bus”. But can you put my bag over here? “Too Much Magic Bus”.

 

VIDEO: The Who’s Magic Bus

 

No! You still cannot buy it Zak Brown, Hya!

 

Jus another clever No Fenders Ditty’ to let Y’all know that your Humble No Fenders scribe is off again on another Holiday, groan. Or perhaps euphoria for those of Y’all who frequent this blog Although I do appreciate your readership, everyone!

 

And for the second year in-a-row, I’ll be passing by Portland International Raceway just days before the IndyCar race, Choo-Choo…

 

As typical, I’ve been poondin’ away furiously upon thoust ‘Ol Selectric’s keyboard to provide Yuhs some canned stories during my absence, so enjoy!

 

While I’m sure I’ll have some more memories, hopefully not to akin to Weird Al’s Another One Rides the Bus, but Who knows, Eh?

 

As this one’s for you Claire!

 

VIDEO: Weird Al’s Another One Rides the Bus

 

Arrivederci,

Tomaso

 

My ‘lil “Magic Bus” Haiku” was shamelessly inspired by The Who’s 1968 Magic Bus song. With my apologies to Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend. And No! You still cannot buy it Zakery!