Groan, he's at it again. In what’s now become a yearly
tradition here on No Fenders. Where your Humble Scribe Tomaso tortures Y’all
with his witty repartee of his version of poetry from a much overused theme, Hya!
As Merry Festimus' Y'all, from Ye Mystical Isle
'O Nofendersville, a Happy, Joyous, Contented piece 'O Wind Swept Barren Rock,
Somewheres' on thou Oregonian Coast between Winchester Bay and Cape Perpetua, R-R-R'
Although it's another somewhat Blue, Blue
Christmas, since unfortunately that Fine Kuhnaidiun' Lass Claire's No longer
with us. Not to mention Ye Rhythm Professor, thou one ‘N only Neil Peart, or
Sadly Pixie the Wonderdog, Wuf Wuf!
Betcha thought I was
gonna Roll with 'Ol Elvis's Blue-Blue-Blue platter, Eh? But Claire would want
something a 'lil more up-tempo like I Dunno, a ‘lil Ditty from Ye Muppets Me
As Y’all can See ‘N Hear Claire’s unique Zest
for life on one of her past videos. As Claire also went by the “Handle” Panda,
and I can only “guess” HaHaHa where her inspiration for this funny video came
As may be it’s ye Eggnog? But I always think of
my favourite Two Hosers this time ‘O year, Fa la la la la lah…
NO! Not thee Mayor 'O Hinchtown and thou Young
Wicky! (Robert Wickens) Nor Scott "What Pace Car?" Goodyear & Jockess
V, nee Jack Vanilla, aka Jacques Villeneuve. Nye Pat "The Carpenter"
(Carpentier) Nor TAG', nee Alex Tagliani. Or our two Newest Hosers Dalton Kellett
or Sparky’, nee Devlin DeFrancesco, but I digress…
Nope instead, per tipicali this time 'O year,
those loveable KuhNucks Bob & Doug always come to mind, along with thar signature
version of a certain Christmas song! And ah One, and Ah two Ladies ‘N Germs…
On the First Day 'O
Carmania, 'Ol Carroll Shelby Growled loudly at Me;
Son, Thar better
be Juan 'O my Darn Blasted Contraptions in your Pitiful Song!
On the Twelfth Day
'O Carmania, ‘Ol Tomaso crooned
12 Long's Doughnuts
11 X Rows of Shiny Dallara's
Nine BOSS Mustangs
eight 'lil E No. 88 Diecast's
Seven Bars 'O Geddy Lee
Like Where’s My
Thing Geddy? Hit it! And Ah-One and Ah-Two…
Six Carling Black Labels'
Five Aston Martin DB5's'
four Borg Warner Trophies
three Diamantina Cocktails'
Two Saleen Mustangs
And a Bad Arse 289 FIA Shelby Cobra underneath thou Tree!
As this witty repartee
from Thy Isle 'O Nofendersville was inspired by Bob & Doug McKenzie, for
which they'd definitely say Take Off Eh! As this "Song's" Definitely
Done, and that Labatts too Hoser!
And to All who continue reading thy No fenders Blog,
A Huge shout Out and Thanks!
Along with Everybody who Assists me over thoust
Gory Year, i.e.; Blogmeister Miguel, Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary ellen, Claudio
& Nelie, Florentine Goat Lady’ Julie, Snowbyrd’ MJ, Randal thy Moniker
King, Carpets’, Artiste Dave and whomever I left Out
As ‘Ol Lawrence Welk would say Ah One, and Ah Two
and Ah Very good Night! Felice Navidad and Merry Kringle! Since after all, It
is the most wonderful, BARF! Oh put a Sock in It Andy Williams, Hya!
See Y'all early Nex Year, when
“I Shall return” in earnest on January 8, 2024. Although I might sneak in a New Years Appetizers to
tide Y’all over…
As hard to believe it’s only
36-days until the Rolex 24 begins, Vroom-vroom!
Now that Chrysler’s Killed their Awesome Dodge V-8 Hellcat Charger and
SRT “Redeye” Challengers, BOO! Hopefully Santa will still be able to find
replacement parts from Mopar for His Bitchin’ Sled, Ho Ho Ho!
(Image source: caranddriver.com)