Jailbyrd

There was a friend of mine on murder

And the judge's gavel fell

Jury found him guilty

Gave him sixteen years in hell

He said "I ain't spending my life here...

JAILBREAK!
JAILBREAK!

So, Sir Maxxum... What are you going as this year?

*Lyrics: AC/DC Jailbreak)

She’s Back!

Inquiring Minds wanna know where’s Mrs. Ashley?

So will she be spendin’ the weekend in Chicagoland as guests of newly minted teammates SPIKE and Got Milk? Will it simply be a girl’s night out with Emma, Susie and Mrs. Ashley? And will she be resplendent in her Tar-jay T-Shirt while walkin’ the dog?

Why yes indeedie... These are just some of the questionies some inquisitive mindzes wanna know...

All Dolled Up

Coming soon to a store near you… The Danica Action Doll, by Hasbro...
CAUTION: NOT SUITABLE TO CHILDREN AGES 3 AND UNDER
See website for actual image

Helmet Sold Separately

FOUR!

Welcome to the Princess Danicker Golf Classic… For all of those tuning in for the Kansas Indy Car race, we’ll join our regularly scheduled programming WHEN WE DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT!!!

Now back to more Women’s golf…

Take that Mr. Smarty pants

Think you’ll make fun ‘O me, eh? Well I’ll just Huff ‘N Puff and blow your ‘lil website just clean off of ze internets. Ha-Ha-Ha!!! NOBODY messes with me, now pass me another snickers bar…

Hunting Varmits

SHHUSH!!!

Be Veway-Veway Quiet… We’re Huntin Gremlins!!!