Saturday, May 31, 2014

First Indy, then Detroit...



So, perhaps the delirium of Indianapolis has faded a 'Wee bit? Although probably not for RHR, Mikey' & Co just yet, eh? As we're already off to Belle Isle for a complete change 'O pace, which ironically the Chevrolet sponsored event has seen rival engine supplier Honda sweeping victory both days  last year; Ryan Hunter-Reay plus Honda, Hmm?

As Congrats to Hunter-Reay for beating 'HULIO at Mother Speedway - which will see this year's Indy 500 winner on the David Letterman Late Show this coming Monday night according to my TV Guide, which will be Dave's last interview with an Indy 500 winner...


But enough 'bout RHR who's winner cheque for Indy was a cool $2.49 million! As we're off to the bumpy "Streets" of Detroit's Belle Isle, as can it be how many years now since thee "Mayor 'O Hinchtown" (James Hinchcliffe) made his "Rookie" move when a disintegrating racetrack took his Newman Haas racecar out of action... Oh wait a 'My-nute, that's right, Hinch's rookie move was at Indianapolis this year; Hooah!

As I'd gladly take a ride in a "Chebbie" Camaro SS with "The Other Ryan" (Briscoe) at Belle Isle ANY day and give him a Hamburger Thursday; Hya! As it'd be nice to see Briscoe find the podium at Detroit this weekend! 

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The Tomaso Files: Crass Commercialism of Mechanized Machines vs. the Wheels of Nature...



No Fenders scribe Tomaso behind the wheel of a 1923 Buick Touring Car at LeMay America's Car Museum upon latest visit. (The Tomaso Collection)
Otay, once again that 'Ol Johnny Cash "I've Been Everywhere Man!" song is playin' in my head, having just  been on another chaotic Roadtrip - while another year's Spectale du Jour, thy Indianapolis 500 has done gone by, and I hate to admit it, but; I've totally lost my enthusiasm over the Indy 500 during this year's event, thanks largely to the disgustingly OVER-COMMERCIALIZATION instituted by Hulman & Co in partnership with ABC; oh wait a 'My-nute, that's right, I forgot 'bout A-L-L of that "Extensive live Wall-to-Wall qualifying coverage; BARF!

As why does the words Temporal Scan Lobotomy 500 enter thy mind after listening to the race upon 1070 The Fan, since I couldn't figure out where the FLIPPIN' "live timing & scoring" link was upon the Tokyo Fly-by-Night Indycar.com website; but I digress!

Originally wasn't planning upon watching any of ABC's "Extended Coverage" of I500 qualifying, but after having been in a van with thy "FURR-Rocious lap Hoonds" Molly 'N Pixie for 2-days, having listened to non-stop freight trains oozing coal dust alongside the Columbia River while Big 'Ol Herkin' Jetliners rumbled overhead, not to mention the helicopters, small  engine Aeroplanes and whatever else was plying its way upon the mighty Columbia, I pronounced to Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen that I'd like to check out Saturday's riveting "New & Improved" Qualie' show live from Mother Speedway upon our return.

Yet Alex from Oh 'KanaDuh, nope, NOT Alex Lifeson but I digress further... Announced that he wished  to go to the dock instead, as I witnessed 'bout three or four qualifying runs, most noticeably being disappointed over Justin 'B-I-G UNIT Wilson's inability to crack the Top-9 with a P14 run to that point during Saturday's riveting Qualie' coverage - before we left for the pleasant sunny climes "O Tacoma's Dash Point waterfront, specifically the dock that had originally been first erected in 1907.

DASH POINT
Imagine a time when there weren't' any  automobiles, which in many parts of the Pacific Northwest was exactly the case in the early 1900's, when instead a various collection of Steam Ships known as the Mosquito Fleet ferried people about the various isolated areas of Washington plus Vancouver, BC, Victoria and all points in-between.

Thus, as noted, the very first dock enabling passengers and supplies to disembark at Dash Point in Tacoma, Washington was constructed in 1907, although it's all wood construction deteriorated quickly from the Northwest's environments harshness, needing to be reconstructed shortly afterwards, with the following metal dock enduring for some 78yrs before its replacement, as I think Mary Ellen read to me that they're currently upon Dock Number Four?

As mentioned, the Puget Sound's Mosquito Fleet, which began plying the Warshintonian' waters in the early 1850's, with service thru World War II consisted of competing enterprises in all sorts of nautical motivation where the fastest ship usually won the route's passenger traffic, typically supplemented by mail delivery stipends and freight delivery.

As Mary Ellen read to me that it was the completely unknown and unheralded Chippawannah, since although I found reference to the famed Chippewa, which apparently even a Turner Classic Movies (TCM) film was made titled Chippewa 1899, it was this far lesser known Chippawannah that routinely stopped at Dash Point before Marine View Drive's road was completed in 1921, enabling the advent of the automobile to reach this previously isolated area of Tacoma. As it was the automobile that ultimately put an end to the Mosquito Fleet's  business...

MADE-FOR-TV INFOMERCIAL!
Having skipped the majority of Saturday's Qualie' show in order to enjoy a dry, sunny day outside; having noted that it really didn't matter until Sunday when the Fast-Nine Shootout occurred for the Pole position, Mary Ellen turned thee Telie' on for Mwah just prior to 10AM Pacific (Sunday morning) in order to watch the B-I-G show. Yet unbeknownst to Mwah was the fact that the first hour-pluses? Airing would  be nothing more than filler as Mary Ellen kept asking, when's  the qualifying gonna start?

Hence after 42mins of BLATHER!  We elected to go outside with thy young Alex announcing once again how he wished to go to the dock to which I totally concurred with, as hey! Any day on a beach is far better than sitting inside waiting 'N waiting for qualifying to begin; Crikeys Mates!

As I won't even repeat what Mary Ellen said during that "Human interest Feel good" Sam Schmidt segment, albeit noting how unsafe the thought of Paraplegic's using just their head to control motor vehicles is...

Hence, not having watched any of the Top-9 Shootout, I fail to understand how the  program got a 1.2-rating, which is higher than ANY race this year prior to the Indy 500.

VW Karmann Ghia. (Image source: photobucket.com)
AMERICA'S CAR MUSEUM
SWEET! The Boy Done Good! As I was happily surprised when Alex asked if we could go to the car  museum? Which naturally I'm always a sucker for and Yuhs don't need to ask me twice...

Thus, before making another eclectic "Three Hour Cruise;" Err Bus trip homewards to my frumpy 'lil abode, I was delightfully surrounded in the soothing confines of the LeMay America's Car Museum (ACM) of which funnily enough? The nice lady at the admissions counter said I recognize you; WTF? to which Mary Ellen said later, how many 94-year old's in a wheelchair escorted by a blind person come to the museum?

Nice, as the very first thingy we ran into on the top-floor was a very eclectic smattering of VW's on display behind the main entrance hall, including a white Beatle racecar w/#53 on it, while there was an example of one of the longest running racing series with its ubiquitous powerplant bolted into the backside of the requisite single seater racing car, a la a vintage Formula Vee, as it was VW's successful way to promote its brand with its air cooled four cylinder 'lumps.

A fine example of a Karmann Super Beatle convertible was parked nearby, albeit a 1979 model me thinks? Thus not sure if there was any association with Karmann on Super Beatle's or not?

An iconic Karmann Ghia coupe sat alongside the Super Beatle, as I was unaware that said vehicle was the result of Volkswagen executives wishes for a "Halo car," with Karmann being a German manufacturer while Ghia was the very same Italian styling studio that's created various Supercars over the decades.

My "Posse" were most intrigued by the VW double camper van, which I think had a canvas roof adorning its rear section? While a ubiquitous Thing was also on display.

Winding our way down the building's side ramps, we stumbled upon a very strange white "luxury" car, as I became more intrigued over its mystery origins, i.e.; believed it was called an Abbadah? Which I tried burning into thy memory banks for the day's long haul home - having once again gone unprepared without any pen 'N paper for note taking.

Yet upon scouring of Zed Internetz, I'm pretty sure it was actually an 'Uber rare Abadal, which were the inspirations of Francisco Abadal, a Spanish racing driver who branched out into automobile production along with becoming a GM Agent afterwards, since as typical, there seems to be no information upon the man himself, as I ponder what he raced, etc.

Then we ran into the first of two or three? Vintage racing cars, with the first peaking my curiosity due to the name of its body's inspiration, a name I knew from my previous Brickyard Loti studies, specifically that being the Kuzma-Lotus Ford of Parnelli Jones in 1965. As it was a Sid Car Super-modified 1949 Sprint Car with Eddie Kuzma body.

Then next up was a very clean Lotus Type-35 F2 racecar with the #35 clearly visible to Mwah in its number "Meatball's." As I reveled to myself how refreshing it was to see just the clean unencumbered lines of bodywork devoid of today's obligatory  sponsorship 'Deckle's, (decals) which have become so pervasive in our modern society!

Somewhere between floors two-three Mary Ellen pronounced to Mwah that one of her favourite's was the relatively unknown Hupmobile, of which I believe she spotted two variants of. Then Alex cried out there was a Delorean dead ahead! As the museum actually had two Delorean's minus the obligatory warp-flux capacitor do-daddies made famous in Back to the Future, as I think Mary Ellen even said one example was black and gold...

Having quickly passed by the George Barris Flintstone's mobile we'd made our way down to the museum's bottom floor and its Alternative Technology section - where our friend's 1903 Baker Electric was still on display, as we gradually began our long ascent upwards, passing by first a new-to-me Baldwin steam-mobile, before walking past the often seen Stanley Steamer before encountering a new trio of "automobiles."

The first two were pretty futuristic looking, both being powered by nature racers, as the local nearly "North-of-the-Border" Bellingham, WA's Western Washington University's (WWU) solar powered car sat alongside Michigan University's Austin, Texas to Calgary, Alberta solar challenge winning racecar entry.

Next up was a not-so-stock looking Jetta turbo hybrid LSR vehicle. As I say not-so-stock looking since it seemed to have been stretched along with being faired for terminal velocity, as I was unaware that VW had set a production class Land Speed Record with its Jetta, having broken the once unobtainable mythical 300kph barrier, which said Jetta did so in 2012.


Climbing further up the building's side ramps we worked our way thru the British section, while some where's in the museum Mary Ellen asked me if I knew anything about Crossley's? To which I really don't, other than I thought perhaps it was British and a competitor to MG?

Then "My Posse" spotted another oddity, which I believe was a "One-off" Olympic Trucks(?) vehicle, symbiotically making full circle as the lone remaining model originally produced in Tacoma, Washington was rightly residing in the LeMay ACM in Yuhs guessed I-T!

And then all too quickly we were back atop the museum, where the A1 GP Team USA car still sat bolted horizontally to the wall - and sadly, it was time to leave, as Y'all can check out the museum's website at;


(Buick Touring Car photo Courtesy of Lemay America's Car Museum)

Sunday, May 25, 2014

INDY 500: Treasure Trove Kaleidoscope...



Reigning IndyCar champion and 2008 Indy 500 winner Scott Dixon's "Hero" card.


Close-up of "Symone Pagenoe's" (Simon Pagenaud) John Hancock.


Sarah Fisher Hartman Racing's 2013 I500 entry #21 racecar.


Ana 'BIA Beatriz's "Hero" card.


J.R. Hildebrand's "Hero" card before the Honeymoon ended!



Joseph Newgarden "Hero" card.


the autographed "Hero" cards were all collected at McGilverie's in Speedway, Indiana during various 2013 episode's of Don Kay's 'lil Autosport Radio Shows courtesy of Dave "CARPETS" O'Brien specifically for  Mwah, which he surprised me with when presenting my treasure trove last October...

Kudos to No Fenders ‘Offical Photographer ‘CARPETS for acquiring the various autographs, plus Pic of Newgarden's 2013 I500 entry - along with my free Tristan 'Turbo Vautier sunglasses which I elected to not try scanning into thy 'Confuzer...